To our readers

All 63 or so of you.

There are many ways in which Google is cool, but one of the cooler things is Google Analytics. Basically you sign up and it gives you interesting information about your website. If you were running a real website some of this information might be helpful. But our blog hardly qualifies as real, so the information isn't helpful.

But here's what I know about you, our readers:

• Most of you are are in Arlington, VA. Probably most of you are named "Pat."
• We're being read in at least 7 countries (USA, Argentina, England, Finland, Malta, Singapore, and China)
• I don't know anyone in Malta, China, or Argentina. Or Finland, for that matter.