Showing posts with label casino. Show all posts
Showing posts with label casino. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Seconds, Returns, and Leftovers

In one of my college writing classes, we did an exercise where we wrote the same story from the points of view of two different characters in the story. It was fun, but it put a lot of pressure on the second point of view. Most of them turned out to be crap, and added little to the story. The same could probably be said of my blog posts.

While TC was clawing his way back to even on the blackjack tables at Tulalip this weekend, I was in the poker room, which was delightfully non-smoking. I hate hearing about people's poker stories, especially their bad losses, so I won't bore you with the minutae of my hands. (Here's how all poker stories go, by the way: "I had the best hand and I put tons of money into the pot and then this guy got totally lucky and I lost." You've now heard every poker story ever told.) Anyway, it turned out to be a fun session because when I stood up, I had more money than when I sat down. Any time that happens, I consider it a success.

As for REI, my family has had a membership for more than 20 years. Some of my earliest memories of Utah are of ratting around the store with my brother while my parents browsed. I decided years ago that that's where I'd want to register when I got married. I don't need sterling silver placesettings or martini shakers or candelabras, thank you. But a kayak? Or a climbing harness? Or a waterproof/breathable soft shell jacket for spring trail running? Yes, please. I'm a big fan of REI. One of the few ways that REI could be more perfect is if it was a leggy brunette that dug Chinese dudes.

So even though I knew that the Seattle REI was the flagship store, I was impressed by just how awesome it was. Here's what the interior and back entrance look like. What you can't see in the second picture (that's a 30-foot waterfall) is the bike trail that wraps around the property. For people to test out bikes, of course. Oh, and there was a sale.

I think I rooted through every sale bin they had there, which were chock full of things I don't need and only kind of want, but was still willing to buy. I'm lucky to have walked out with only a pair of biking shorts (baggy, not spandex, though the padding still makes me feel like I'm wearing a diaper. Not that I remember what that feels like).

And those technical jeans that Tyler mentioned? We got them right here. Maybe if that homeless dude who sat next to Tyler had been wearing these, he would have kept them on.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Tulalip: Indian for "Dealer has a 5 card 21, again"

Huan and I made the first of what is likely many trips to the Tulalip casino, about 30 minutes north of Seattle. Vegas it's not. Atlantic City it's not. It's a reasonable casino in the middle of an outlet mall. With lots of Canadians.

Anyways, I won't bore you with hand by hand details of my huge +$10 blackjack session (other than to say I was horrified to be -$70 after 5 hands... Huan hadn't even sat down yet and I was scanning for the ATM). I will make the following snobbish comments re: crackjack playing skills of my fellow patrons:

  • There was a big trend to stay on 15, even if the dealer had 8 or 9 or 10. That infuriates me. I won't get into the math, but if you stay on 15 against a winner, you're dumb.
  • However, you wouldn't be as dumb as these two guys who drove me away from two different tables. The first time they would just play really slowly, and after thinking for a long time do something like hit a 16 against a 5. But the 2nd time the following exchange took place after one of them made 21 on three cards:
    • Idiot: Why don't I get 3 chips?
    • Dealer: What?
    • Idiot: I got 21. I should get 3 chips.
    • Dealer: [ignores him]
    • [Time passes, and a cute blonde on the table gets a blackjack]
    • Idiot: Why did you give her 3 chips?
    • Dealer: She got blackjack
    • Idiot: Well I got 21 and you only gave me two.
    • Me: [collecting my chips, ready to leave the table] You didn't have blackjack, you had 21. You only get 3:2 if you get blackjack.
    • Idiot: Oh, right on eh!
  • This is the first and only casino I've been where you have to pay for booze. Which seems antithetical to why casinos, you know, exist. They take my money, but soften the blow with bourbon.